CHIKARA Throwing Life's Instructions Away was a wrestling event promoted by CHIKARA. It took place on November 21, 2009 at the Palmer Community Center in Easton, Pennsylvania.
Results[]
- Numbers in parentheses indicate the length of the match.
- (c) refers to the champion(s) heading into the match.
- Ophidian defeated Hallowicked (10:34)
- The Badd Boys (Brad Badd & Chad Badd) defeated The Future Is Now (Helios & Lince Dorado) (5:00)
- Amasis defeated Carpenter Ant by DQ (4:27)
- Player Dos defeated Yujiro Kushida (11:54)
- The Order Of The Neo Solar Temple (Crossbones, Delirious & UltraMantis Black) defeated Claudio Castagnoli, Jorge Rivera & Mike Quackenbush in a Six Man Tag Team Match (13:20)
- The Throwbacks (Dasher Hatfield & Sugar Dunkerton) defeated Team FIST (Chuck Taylor & Icarus) (10:09)
- Tim Donst defeated Hydra in a Loser Leaves CHIKARA Match (14:40)
- The Colony (Fire Ant, Green Ant & Soldier Ant) defeated The UnStable (Colin Delaney, STIGMA & Vin Gerard) in a Six Man Tag Team Match (15:00)
- Jigsaw defeated Gran Akuma (15:54)
