CHIKARA The Distant Future was a wrestling event promoted by CHIKARA. It took place on May 7, 2016 at the The Wrestle Factory in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
Results[]
- Numbers in parentheses indicate the length of the match.
- (c) refers to the champion(s) heading into the match.
- Team Sea Stars (Ashley Vox & Delmi Exo) defeated The Gentleman's Club (Orange Cassidy & The Swamp Monster) (10:14)
- Officer Warren Barksdale defeated Argus (5:29)
- The Osirian Portal (Amasis & Ophidian) defeated Le Tabarnak de Team (Mathieu St-Jacques & Thomas Dubois) (13:51)
- Hallowicked defeated Abominous Rex and Arctic Rescue Ant and Blind Rage and Brian Myers and El Hijo del Ice Cream and Frightmare and Heidi Lovelace and Lucas Calhoun and Mark Angelosetti and Missile Assault Man and Oleg The Usurper and Pinkie Sanchez and Prakash Sabar and Shane Storm and Snitsky and Steve Weiner and Wani and Worker Ant (w/ Sidney Bakabella) and Fire Ant and Jervis Cottonbelly and Touch Phillips (Chuck Taylor) and Cheech Hernandez and Dasher Hatfield and Hermit Crab and Icarus and Ice Cream Jr. and Jakob Hammermeier and Jigsaw and Juan Francisco de Coronado and Kobald and Princess KimberLee and The Estonian ThunderFrog in an Infinite Gauntlet Match (59:20)
- Wani, Lucas Calhoun & Missile Assault Ant eliminate Shane Storm (12:43)
- Wani, Lucas Calhoun & Missile Assault Ant eliminate Brian Myers (13:20)
- Snitsky eliminates Blind Rage (21:12)
- Snitsky eliminates Steve Turtle (21:23)
- Snitsky eliminates Lucas Calhoun (21:34)
- Abominous Rex eliminates Snitsky (25:18)
- Abominous Rex eliminates Prakash Sabar (25:57)
- Abominous Rex eliminates Oleg The Usurper (26:56)
- Missile Assault Ant, Mark Angelosetti, Worker Ant, Pinkie Sanchez, Arctic Rescue Ant, Jervis Cottonbelly, Heidi Lovelace, Hallowicked, Frightmare & Wani eliminates Abominous Rex (27:52)
- Jakob Hammermeier eliminates Pinkie Sanchez (35:54)
- Jakob Hammermeier, Missile Assault Ant, Fire Ant, Jigsaw & Touch Phillips Jervis Cottonbelly (37:17)
- Jakob Hammermeier, Missile Assault Ant, Fire Ant, Jigsaw & Hallowicked eliminates Touch Phillips (38:33)
- Dasher Hatfield eliminates Frightmare (39:02)
- The Estonian ThunderFrog eliminates Missile Assault Man (44:50)
- The Estonian ThunderFrog eliminates El Hijo del Ice Cream (48:22)
- The Estonian ThunderFrog eliminates Ice Cream Jr. (48:22)
- Dasher Hatfield, Icarus & Heidi Lovelace eliminates Cheech Hernandez & Jakob Hammermeier (49:45)
- Hallowicked eliminates Fire Ant (50:05)
- Hallowicked eliminates Hermit Crab (50:28)
- Jigsaw eliminates The Estonian ThunderFrog (50:57)
- Dasher Hatfield eliminates Wani (51:17)
- Mark Angelosetti eliminates Dasher Hatfield (51:40)
- Hallowicked eliminates Worker Ant (52:00)
- Jigsaw eliminates Icarus (52:16)
- Hallowicked eliminates Kobald (53:20)
- Hallowicked eliminates Arctic Rescue Ant (54:25)
- Princess KimberLee eliminates Heidi Lovelace (55:02)
- Juan Francisco de Coronado eliminates Jigsaw & Princess Kimberlee (55:44)
- Mark Angelosetti eliminates Juan Francisco de Coronado (58:36)
- Juan Francisco de Coronado eliminates Mark Angelosetti (59:20)
- Race Jaxon defeated The Proletariat Boar Of Moldova (2:31)
