CHIKARA Man Makes Plans, And God Laughs was a wrestling event promoted by CHIKARA. It took place on September 12, 2009 at Elks Lodge in Springfield, Massachusetts.
Results[]
- Numbers in parentheses indicate the length of the match.
- (c) refers to the champion(s) heading into the match.
- Frightmare defeated Brendan Michael Thomas (3:14)
- The Badd Boys (Brad Badd & Chad Badd) defeated The Colony (Fire Ant & Green Ant) (6:14)
- Steven Weiner defeated Grizzly Redwood by DQ (1:51)
- Dasher Hatfield defeated Colin Delaney (10:24)
- The Order Of The Neo Solar Temple (Delirious & UltraMantis Black) defeated The Super Smash Brothers (Player Dos & Player Uno) (9:40)
- Tim Donst defeated Hydra (0:16)
- Daizee Haze & The UnStable (STIGMA & Vin Gerard) defeated Mike Quackenbush & The Future Is Now (Equinox & Lince Dorado) in a Six Man Tag Team Match (11:54)
- Team FIST (Chuck Taylor & Icarus) defeated The Osirian Portal (Amasis & Ophidian) (15:01)
- Claudio Castagnoli defeated Hallowicked (20:47)