ACW Delusions Of Our Childish Days

 took place in Austin, Texas. The event took place on December 11, 2011.

Results

 * Numbers in parentheses indicate the length of the match.
 * (c) refers to the champion(s) heading into the match.
 * Dark Four Way Tag Team Match: The Submission Squad (Evan Gelistico & Pierre Abernathy) defeat Jojo Bravo & Jordan Jensen and RAJETT (Jessica James & Rachel Summerlyn) (w/ Machiko) and The Halloween Crew (Black Rocker & Jack-O-Lantern)
 * Dark ACW American Joshi Title Four Way Elimination Match: Athena (c) defeats Angel Blue and Barbi Hayden and Su Yung
 * Singles Match: Shawn Vexx (w/ Jason Silver, Jeff Gant & Sky de Lacrimosa) defeats Gregory James
 * Eight Man Tag Team Match: Bolt Brady, Chingo del Santo, Mat Fitchett & Ricky Romida defeat Berry Breeze, Johnny Axxle, Ken Carson & Mr. B
 * Singles Match: Killah Kash defeats Slim Sexy
 * SLA Title Match: Evan Gelistico (c) defeats Just Willie
 * Singles Match: Gary Jay defeats Davey Vega
 * Six Man Tag Team ACW Family Death Match: The New Children Of Pain (Jason Silver, Jeff Gant & Sky de Lacrimosa) (w/ Shawn Vexx) defeat Darin Childs, Donnie Davis & Khris Wolfe
 * ACW American Joshi Title Six Way Ladder Match: Athena (c) defeats Angel Blue and Jessica James and Lillie Mae and Portia Perez and Rachel Summerlyn (w/ Machiko)
 * ACW Heavyweight Title Match: ACH (c) defeats Pierre Abernathy
 * Tag Team Match: Masada & Scot Summers (w/ Stan Summers) defeat Jaykus Plisken & JT LaMotta (w/ Miss Maulie)
 * Singles Match: Robert Evans defeats El Generico