Foreign Object

 by The Mountain Goats is a song about professional wrestling from the album Beat the Champ.

Theme Lyrics
Whipped like a dog, down on the cards Square in the spotlight sweating real hard All soaked in blood like a newborn babe Sharp thing hidden in my hand shaped like an astrolabe

Gonna stick you in the eye with a foreign object Gonna poke you in the eye with a foreign object

March through the red mist, never get my vision clear Learn to love this kind of atmosphere Strike funny poses, keep my weapon hand low Whip my head around a little, get blood on the front row

Gonna jab you in the eye with a foreign object I personally will stab you in the eye with a foreign object Foreign object, foreign object, foreign object

Sink my teeth into your scalp, take a nice big bite Save nothing for the cameras, play the angles all night One of these days my legs will both snap like twigs If you can't beat ’em make 'em bleed like pigs

I'm gonna jab you in the eye with a foreign object I'm gonna stab you in the eye with a foreign object

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