GLCW Two Words... Too Sweet

 was a professional wrestling event presented by Great Lakes Championship Wrestling. It was held on March 21, 2009 in Waukesha, Wisconsin.

Results

 * Numbers in parentheses indicate the length of the match.
 * (c) refers to the champion(s) heading into the match.


 * Justin Dredd (c) defeated Mickey McCoy to retain the ICW Heavyweight Championship


 * Eric Freedom vs. Lenny Lane ends in a Time Limit Draw (10:00)


 * Ryan Rogue defeated Dysfunction and Matt Longtime in three way match


 * Bobcat defeated Connie Armoni (Angel Armoni) to win the vacant GLCW Ladies Championship


 * Al Snow (c) defeated Mr. AE to retain the GLCW Heavyweight Championship


 * The Outlaws (BG James & Kip James) defeat Kevin Nash & Scott Hall