Club Sandwich

Background
Nutrition Facts: Serving Size: 3,000 individuals, Calories: Billions and Billions, Total Fat: inestimable, Sodium: 1,990 tons, Protein: 11,000 tons. Ingrediants: skin of two mattress softness, wit of rye, brain of turkey. One day, unsuspecting customer at Unhygenic Deli ate sandwich from scary tabletop. Now when danger can happen, is holds deli roll skywards for transform to heroic club sandwich.

Death
Killed in a fight involving Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle and his Cleaver, the butcher knife.