PROGRESS Chapter Nine: Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kick Me, Kill Me

 is an event produced by PROGRESS Wrestling and took place on September 29, 2013 at The Garage in BIslington, Greater London.

Results

 * Numbers in parentheses indicate the length of the match.
 * (c) refers to the champion(s) heading into the match.
 * Tommy End defeats Dave Mastiff
 * Paul Robinson defeats Eddie Dennis in a Natural Progression Series Semi Final Match
 * Zack Sabre Jr. defeats Mark Haskins and Ricochet
 * Stixx defeats Nathan Cruz
 * Project Ego (Kris Travis & Martin Kirby) & T-Bone defeat Grado & The Bhangra Knights (Darrell Allen & RJ Singh)
 * Rampage Brown (c) defeats Doug Williams to retain the PROGRESS Championship

Commentary

 * Jimmy Barnett