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 took place in Montreal, Quebec, Canada. The event took place on April 12, 2009.

Results

 * Numbers in parentheses indicate the length of the match.
 * (c) refers to the champion(s) heading into the match.
 * Non Title Match: Flip vs. Stinky The Homeless Guy - No Contest
 * Tag Team Match: The Badd Boys (Brad Badd & Chad Badd) (w/ Dadd Badd) defeat 2.0 (Jagged & Shane Matthews)
 * Singles Match: Beef Wellington defeats Twiggy
 * Alco-Brawl Match: Sexxxy Eddy defeats Giant Tiger
 * Singles Match: Steve defeats Moohammad
 * Singles Match: Maximus Primal defeats Moostafa
 * Singles Match: El Hijo del Bamboo defeats Michael Von Payton
 * Singles Match: Izzie Deadyet (w/ Gore) defeats Viking
 * Inter Species Title Match: Player Uno (c) defeats Kevin Steen