CHIKARA The Sordid Perils Of Everyday Existence

 took place in Hellertown, Pennsylvania. The event took place on November 17, 2007.

Results
Dark Match Lance Steel defeats Retail Dragon (6:44) Singles Match Soldier Ant defeats Shayne Hawke (7:53) Singles Match Shane Storm defeats Hydra (9:35) Tag Team Match The Osirian Portal (Amasis & Ophidian) defeat El Pantera & Lince Dorado (11:30) Singles Match Chuck Taylor defeats Passion Hasegawa (11:05) Singles Match (Recommended) Claudio Castagnoli defeats MIYAWAKI (13:55) Eight Man Tag Team Match Mitch Ryder, Robbie Ellis & Team FIST (Gran Akuma & Icarus) defeat Mike Quackenbush, The Super Smash Brothers (Player Uno & Stupefied) & Tim Donst (14:25) CHIKARA Young Lions Cup Title Match Helios (c) defeats Fire Ant (7:32) Mask Vs. Hair Match Chris Hero defeats Equinox (17:01) CHIKARA Campeonatos de Parejas Title Best Two Out Of Three Falls Match (Recommended, CAGEMATCH inmates: 6.67) Incoherence (Delirious & Hallowicked) (c) defeat Cheech & Cloudy [2:1] (21:02) - Hallowicked besiegt Hallowickedcito (6:44) - Cheech besiegt Delirious (7:35) - Hallowicked besiegt Cheech (6:44)
 * Numbers in parentheses indicate the length of the match.

Commentary

 * Mike Quackenbush
 * Leonard F. Chikarason
 * Chris Hero
 * Mitch Ryder
 * Bryce Remsburg
 * UltraMantis Black
 * Shayne Hawke